LOVE?!
Marriage scheme.
I know you're handsome.
But it takes time to attract, shag, and steal from one.
You can't pull it off on such a short notice.
I'll be honest.
It's fraud.
Getting charged with
a marriage scheme isn't easy.
Unless you're a lawyer, it's fraud?
What a fucked-up law is that?
It's bullshit!
I respect you, Chirpy.
You got 7 years for a marriage scheme.
What'd you get?
6 months.
A year for a theft and 6 months for fraud?
Look, Flatfish.
Are you sure he's qualified to be the cell leader?
Fraud is the lowest crime.
We should be beating him up.
Watch your mouth, asshole!
Hey!
I'm sorry.
Chirpy, sit up.
Let me tell you a sex story.
I bonked her with lights on
so I could tell you guys this.
It's all recorded in my head.
Runtime of 53 minutes!
Bless the newlyweds!
I knew that son of a bitch wouldn't come.
But, why isn't Mom here?
PARK Myung-su, right?
Eat this first.
Oh, I got it.
Hyun-su sent you to play with me, didn't he?
God damn it!
"To play with you"?
Is every girl a hooker to your eyes?
You're not? Fine then.
Look, Jerk.
Show me some respect.
I'm sorry.
Sorry, Ma'am. Okay?
Don't want a ride?
Wait, Myung-su! Myung-su!
He should eat this.
How did he pick up a girl while staying in jail?
My name is OH Soon-hui.
Soon-hui?
I know it's tacky.
No, that's not it.
I rob banks.
You're pretty and funny. That's nice.
Robbing banks...
isn't easy. So I need your help.
Isn't it cooler than a theft or fraud?
I guess so.
Don't you need a gun
to rob banks?
Check under the seat.
Be careful. It's loaded.
Can you drop me off here?
You're scared.
Unlike your reputation as Depot Boy.
Check out the file in the glove compartment.
I know a lot about you and your brother, Hyun-su.
You went to the military
and jail on his behalf.
If the press gets hold of that, what would happen?
Are you... blackmailing me?
Yes, I am blackmailing you.
I heard you are obedient to women.
I'll give you a carrot too.
Am I pretty?
So is my body.
I'll give you some after robbing a bank.
Where are we going?
Hanbyul Bank
I got out of jail 2 hours ago.
I'm not physically ready
to rob a bank.
Don't worry.
It's next week.
We're just scouting today.
Every fourth Monday,
cash is delivered out of here.
It's not good to be filmed
by that security camera.
It only reaches right before our feet.
The bank closes at 4:30.
10 minutes later, a van pulls up. In front of that door.
The vault is open for 10 minutes,
but we have to pull it off in 2.
Can't we hit a small one?
I know this bank back home that carries a lot of cash.
The security system is a lot less tight here.
How are we gonna get in after it closes?
That's why I need you.
Upstairs is a VIP Center.
And Hyun-su has a safe deposit box there.
With his fingerprint,
we can get in through that place.
Stay here until it's over.
I'd be better off
to rape you right here than rob a bank.
I'm very capable of that. You know that, don't you?
If you mess with me,
the file goes to the press.
You'd be sharing the cell with Hyun-su.
What would the paper say?
"Brave Twins"? Or, "Stupid Twins"?
And... What about your mom?
Haven't figured out yet?
You've been kidnapped.
You'd be raped, not me.
Use it strictly with me.
You go upstairs first.
At 4: 29, come downstairs through this door.
Hide behind this mirror until 4:31.
Then you start shooting.
Fire twice into the ceiling so they won't call the cops.
Are you listening?
That revolver... Where did you get it?
A cop is alone at the station.
Walk in and fire a gas gun at him.
He passes out and I grab one of the guns. That's it.
Simple, isn't it?
A theft of a revolver that happened 3 months ago.
I did it.
Damn, I'm fucked!
Put it in your deposit box tomorrow.
What's this?
It's a document concerning
our bogus firm in Singapore.
Dad trusts nobody but you
these days.
You're our family, but not on the record.
I'm gonna have to rent a few more safes soon.
Can I buy this glass?
What?
My girlfriend and I just drank wine in this glass.
She wants to keep it
for a sentimental value.
Soon-hui, what are you up to?
Nothing illegal. You don't have to worry.
We're done.
Let's go.
Sit down.
Are you really a bank robber?
Why'd I steal a gun then?
I'm up to my eyeballs with card bills.
I'll hit the bank and leave the country.
If you're robbing a bank,
why do you need photos
of Hyun-su's safe then?
Should I go to the press?
Shut up and follow my lead.
It's only a rehearsal.
I'm not stupid.
We can sneak into the bank, threatening security guards.
Let me ask you again.
It won't harm Hyun-su?
And we're robbing the bank?
Okay, let's go.
The word 'National' makes me break out in a rash.
You're so bad.
Myung-su!
What's wrong?
What?
Today is not good. We're going back.
Don't chicken out now.
Wait here. Let me handle this.
What are you doing?
Right here? Shouldn't we get the job done first?
Hyun-su isn't wearing a tie.
Only one person is allowed.
Who cares?
You can have this.
My mom said it has a French name.
In Korean, it means cow dung or something.
It's about half a million.
Put it back where it was.
It doesn't matter. It's ours.
Wait...
What about A quickie?
You're crazy!
Thanks. Good day.
You forgot something?
Oh...
It's okay. Here's the key.
I took a lot of photos like you said.
This was for nothing. Damn.
We're done today.
Let's go grab some beer.
It was just a rehearsal.
You're so uptight.
Tell me.
Say we fail to rob it.
You'd still give me some, right?
Why don't we do it first?
Lt'll strengthen our chemistry.
We'll work better.
If you're horny, pick any train station.
There are many brothels.
Those girls are dirty though.
Where's the nearest station?
Pull over the car.
Pull it over!
Don't look down on those girls.
Who do you think you are?
You're robbing a bank!
If you need money, be a hooker. That's more honest.
SONG and JUNG plotted it.
And KIM profited from it.
I need more evidence to nail them all.
It's time to go.
Hit it.
My bag! It's a snatcher!
- Open the door! - What?
Open the damn door!
What are you doing? Let's get out of here!
Let's go!
It's kind of chilly. Climb over back here.
We are bank robbers, not the police!
Now we have to wait a month!
Let's hit another one.
It's a huge bank.
It's impossible without an insider's help.
It has to be that bank.
I know it inside and out!
I'm upset too.
I thought I'd be eating something real delicious.
Not a cup-a-noodle!
We don't have a month. So let's do this.
It's not gonna harm Hyun- su.
And you don't have to rob a bank with me.
After this, we're done.
- Your face is so wrinkly. - Shut up!
Sir!
I forgot something.
I must've left the keys in the car.
I'm sorry.
This tastes better dipped in soybean paste.
Still pretty good.
Attorney PARK Hyun- su
Wow. This is cool.
Hyun-su, that asshole...
Our birthday?
Or Mom's?
Dad's memorial day?
What a nice son.
You sure there was nothing?
Are you lying to me?
All I care about at this moment is shagging you!
What is it you're after?
I need to take care of something
before I leave this country!
Who cares?
He's a bastard!
That is more important than my life!
Nothing's more important than life.
Forget about it. Let's just hit the bank.
You don't know shit!
Find a medium-sized bank
that's easy to rob.
Lend me your car for a week.
Welcome, Sir.
You must know better.
This kind of diamond can't be imported legally.
It wasn't smuggled in for sale.
Bro!
Smartypants!
- How are you? - Good!
So glad to see you!
You have new shoes on.
Wash Your hair.
Myung-su!
Over the years, they've contributed so much...
...to our country.
For the national economy.
For the national order.
And for the national security.
They've devoted their lives.
We need to recognize their contributions.
They're being blamed for
what they've accomplished...
...without any physical evidence.
If it's just our jealousy,
we should be sorry.
They still have so much to do
for our country!
3 suspects of Golf Gate that had dragged on for 3 years...
...were found not guilty in court today.
The public isn't so happy with the court's decision.
A former chief prosecutor, SONG, told the press...
...that he'd run for Congress in the upcoming election.
I'm happy to see some justice.
This is no surprise.
What are you plans now?
Next news
What the police had feared became reality.
A revolver that had been stolen
from the police station was...
...used in a bank robbery at Hanbyul Bank in Jeonnam.
According to the police,
it was a thoroughly-prepared hit.
Two robbers took 300 grand, all of which was cash.
Their get-away vehicle was found by a playground...
...about 5 hundred meters away from the bank.
However, no clue was found.
Why isn't he answering?!
There, they switched vehicles and are still on the run.
The police believe they are...
- Hello? - You saw TV?
Get yourself ready for me.
Look, Myung-su. PARK Myung-su? Hey!
I gave Smartypants 100 grand. That's the rest.
It was so heavy to carry.
You're not ready to honor your promise.
Way to go, Myung-su.
You can rob that bank of all its money.
It played a key role in stealing my dad's company.
Stop talking nonsense. You're drunk.
If you had brought me those documents,
I could've sent them to jail.
But it's okay.
Jail won't make up for what they did.
Bang!
You know what I planned?
I planned on killing them.
But I can't do it alone.
Can you help me?
If you help me... I'm all yours.
I knew you'd eat your words!
After I kill them, I'll kill myself too.
You can shag me as much as you want until I die.
LEE Soon-hui and OH Soon-hui are different on one thing.
LEE Soon-hui was free, and you're conditional.
What's this, a bank loan? So complicated!
LEE Soon-hui? I'm OH Soon-hui!
I don't need your help. This is my business.
Sit! I'll give you some now, okay?
Hold on.
I can't do this on a clear mind.
Go abroad with this money.
I'm going where I belong.
If you wanna keep your word, come to Gunsan.
Why can't Mom live
with Hyun-su in Seoul?
I bet she's staying here to make me deliver!
Hey, Myung-su. How's your brother?
I bet he's not carrying a tray on his head.
Be careful.
Why didn't you have your mom deliver it?
Since you're here,
the area is full of life.
And I am not!
Breaking news. Terrorism happen at National Assembly
Acid from the toilet poured
over Congressman JUNG.
His private part... Backside of his private part!
It must've messed up his asshole.
Give me a toothpick.
You're the police. What's so funny?
It should've melted down his pecker.
When he was with NSA,
he was a torture expert.
It's crazy that assholes like him are in our Congress.
Son of a bitch!
Myung-su. What kind of people vote for those dogs?
Don't ask me difficult questions.
That tray looks good on you.
What business...
If you're here to keep your promise, let's go.
This looks like a good place to see the sun setting.
Damn.
How nice!
Wow!
It's so cool!
Is your left one bigger than the right one?
What?
These!
Sorry. I thought of my ex-wife.
Your ex-wife? You were married?
Her name was Soon-hui too. LEE Soon-hui.
She always taped up one of her tits.
I really wanna get married
and have babies.
But I have nothing to give to my husband-to-be.
She was the only woman
who treated me with respect.
After I got discharged,
I was gonna take her
to an island
and marry her.
This place...
I threw her ashes here. Right here.
I heard you when you were drunk.
You seem to have a story of your own.
But you can't be less fortunate than her.
I didn't know.
There was someone who was lonelier than me.
You need to learn to value credibility!
You didn't wanna go to a motel so we came here.
And you're drinking again?
I'm sorry. But I can't do this on a clear mind.
You're gonna pass out on me again?
If you leave me alone again, I'll kill you.
Let's see when you sober up!
So much for a girl with a college degree!
Now I have one down
Can I do well till the end?
Myung- su bluffs a lot, but he's kind of cute.
Where'd he go?
You should've told me earlier.
I'll take care of it. You leave the country.
I miss those bastards in jail.
Whether in or out of jail, it's the same for me.
What's this?!
Smartypants, what's wrong?
Stupid ass!
A former chief prosecutor,
SONG was attacked at a sauna.
Using a brick, the perpetrator hit his...
His private part, indeed.
He was carried to the ER right after the accident.
The safety of Taewoo Group's CEO,
also involved in Golf Gate,
concerns us a great deal.
He has postponed his return from overseas.
Taewoo Group expanded in the past...
Now it's on the verge
of bankruptcy.
Turn it off!
He's known to be hiding in China, and...
Why didn't he take me?
This is so embarrassing!
We're through, right?
There's one thing
I don't quite understand.
That document was in your safe. How did it get out?
Someone must've had a copy.
It wasn't me.
- Bastard! - Bitch!
Why'd you put a glass ball in my safe?
- What? - Why not cow dung?
You made me lose my face over that fake.
Bastard!
You sold it, didn't you?
Show me another one.
Stop it.
Blow it up for me.
OH Soon-hui?!
Hello?
Why?
What'd Myung-su do this time?
He's not just impersonating me.
He's trying to ruin me.
- What do you mean? - None of your business
We have to find him before he really messes up.
He goes to Seoul often lately.
He said he rented a place by this college.
- Doesn't He have A phone? - No.
Take care of Myung- su.
He went through a lot for you.
He's your older brother after all.
By 2 minutes and 17 seconds?
They should've pulled me out before him!
I told him to take photos of Hyun- su's safe.
It was rather easy to talk him into it.
He does listen to girls.
When I'm with him, I feel comfortable.
And simple too.
What should I do with this money?
What the hell! I'll give it to Hyun-su.
I'll end the show with style.
The police?
I stole the revolver.
And I whacked JUNG and SONG.
So I'm turning myself in.
No, it's okay. I'll come to you.
Will they put me
in Flatfish's cell again?
Should I ask Hyun-su to pull strings?
Why do I suddenly feel like Mom's soup?
This is PARK Myung-su who called earlier.
With all due respect, I have this thing that just came up.
Can I turn myself in tomorrow?
Trust me I will. It's just one more day.
Yeah, I should say goodbye to Mom.
This time I'll be gone for a long time.
You're dead once I catch you.
Excuse me.
- You recognize me? - Sure, from Apt 501.
You left your keys with me, saying you were going away.
I changed my plans.
Your keys.
Thanks.
Wait!
Your car keys too!
You're so forgetful.
- Excuse me. - Hi.
Sit at the table.
I'm Myung-su's friend.
Did he tell you he was an attorney?
No.
There he is!
Money!
Myung-su, you bastard!
Bull shit!
You're way too pretty to like that thing.
Myung-su has been good since he was little.
He always yielded to his brother.
The police are in pursuit for a suspect responsible...
...for the bank robbery
and a series of terrorist attacks.
His name is PARK Myung- su from Gunsan.
- Myung-su?! - After calling the police
that he would turn himself in...
He finally messed up big time!
We're going to the air for coverage.
The suspect's car is now on a free way,
which makes the pursuit more dangerous.
He was spotted
by his apartment earlier this afternoon.
Myung-su!
Myung-su...
Smoke is pouring
out of the car,
and the suspect seems trapped inside.
Where's everybody?
Is there a soccer match against Japan tonight?
You haven't gone abroad yet?
Bastard! If Myung-su dies, it's your fault!
I AM Myung-su.
Are you finally giving some when sober?
You fool! I didn't steal that revolver.
You can't take the rap for it!
What are you talking about?
I bought that piece for $5000 in the black market.
What?
You weren't a bank robber?
You get it?
Do as I told you.
I really have to go abroad now.
You want me dead?
I...
You made me wanna live again.
There's one thing I lied to you about.
That bank robbery...
I didn't do it.
What do you mean?
When I went to take photos of his deposit box,
there was a glass ball in it.
So I took it with me.
If I redesign this,
I can triple the price. At least $1.5 million.
You buy it from me for 500 grand in cash.
And make me a fake one exactly like this.
I can't believe this!
Then I went to Mokpo.
I was gonna give you the money,
saying I robbed a bank.
But while I was there, an actual bank robbery happened.
Those bank robbers took only 300 grand.
So I couldn't give you all.
I gave 100 grand to the orphanage
and 200 grand to you.
Hyun-su was getting too greedy. It would've been his money.
You completely fooled me?
I'm still a bank robber.
I bet I'm the only robber who stole from a VIP Center.
His lungs are filled with toxic gas.
When can he talk?
Lt'll take a few weeks.
PARK Myung-su, you really are something.
The court will give you a break. Take care of yourself.
Myung-su,
they're saying you're Robin Hood.
People are lined up outside to see you.
They sent you flowers and money.
And everybody back home is praising you.
Myung-su...
I always put Hyun-su before you.
I forced you to sacrifice.
Do you remember?
Back in middle school,
Hyun-su always topped.
So this Congressman's son got jealous.
And he set Hyun-su up with punks.
You went instead and the fight got serious.
So you got expelled.
I don't think Hyun-su has any idea.
Hadn't you gotten expelled,
you could've gone to college and become something.
Mom is so sorry.
It's me. Can you hear me?
Everybody is taking you for Myung-su.
Let's keep it that way for the time being.
We're gonna skip town.
Go aboard for a few years.
I'm Myung-su. And you're Hyun-su.
Let me... Let me be you for a change.
All I wanted was to get
off depot area.
The smell of Mom's soup disgusted me.
Can you understand me?
Feeling frigging sour about Hyun-su?
Watch your language.
I'm trying to scoop to your level.
I got you a present.
Where did you get these?
I bought them, of course.
You know what?
A small diamond is put inside the band.
It finally found its owner.
In fact, Hyun-su...
Put it on.
Let me put it on you.
PARK Hyun- su Law Firm Pro-bono Legal Service
Twins Soup
You're so pretty, Myung-soon and Hyun-soon.
Happy to see Daddy?
Honey.
This is Hyun-soon, and this is Myung-soon.
You still can't tell?
Hey, Mrs. LEE!
You went to Karaoke last night
with that old station manager?
How could you do that behind my back?
The lady from fruit store was there too.
And what do you care wherever I go?
His thing has gone limp.
I saw it with my own eyes at a sauna.
He said the same thing about you.
He did?
That old fart!
Want to check it out?
Mine is still fresh! That old bastard!
I should take him to a sauna and...
To the third floor.
Damn, he pisses me off!
PARK Hyun-su! Get down here and eat!
Bring it up here. I have so many clients.
What? Clie...
I should be working while eating.
Clie... Whatever!
Should I go then?